The Unimaginative Institute presents

Department of Artistic
Maladjustment

A fictitious institute of questionable standing dedicated to the advancement, documentation, and continued encouragement of artists who insist on making things anyway.

Identify. Document. Classify. Reluctantly celebrate.

Institutional purpose

What probably should have been left unclassified.

The Department exists to classify creative compulsions, studio habits, questionable judgment, material obsessions, and the assorted behavioral evidence produced by people who refuse sensible career advice.

There is currently no known cure.

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The Artist Collection

PUBLIC RECORD / 14 DOCUMENTED CONDITIONS

14 classifications located

Approved Artist Collection field-study plate showing five documented creative classifications
SPECIMEN GUIDE AC–UN–01 Documented by Unimaginative

Unimaginative field studies

Not a diagnosis.
A lifestyle.

The Artist Collection is the Institute’s public record of these conditions, translated into apparel, objects, pins, mugs, bags, and other useful documentation.

Choose your classification No application required. Credentials remain suspicious.

Institute holdings

The records keep multiplying.

The Institute is larger than any single collection. Every division documents a different consequence of making things on purpose.

R–01

Case Files

Classifications, specimen numbers, and documented symptoms.

R–02

Identification

Institute IDs, evidence tags, and credentials of questionable authority.

R–03

Disciplinary Records

Probation notices, safety violations, and reports of repeated conduct.

R–04

Curriculum

Course catalogs, certificates, and lists of unauthorized materials.

Departmental issue

Artists. We made you a uniform.

Wear the file that followed you home. Fourteen classifications are currently available through the Artist Collection.

Wear your maladjustment
Approved Unimaginative Artist Collection campaign showing six departmental uniform designs
CASE 00 PUBLIC RECORD

Classification confirmed

Status
Documented
Division
Artist Collection
Disposition
Ongoing
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